OPINIONS / COLUMNS  (August 25 – August 31, 2008)

 

The Bard of Blaise

Jopo Guerrero

The devil’s means

 

(Due to the requests of some my friends and avid readers, I am ‘republishing’ the following story in this column. – JRPG)

 

One day, Brain was talking to the major sense organs: Tongue, Eyes, Nose, Ears and Skin. There were other sense organs – like those buried deep in the tissues – but these five were deemed to be the most influential in the Body. Thus, whenever there was a problem, Brain went to these specialized organs.

 “The Body is dying,” Brain sighed. “It is dying because there are too many evils going on in its system. Certainly, these evils were infused by the Devil himself.”

The major sense organs slumped in depression because they knew what the news from Brain meant – they were also dying.

Tongue was not able to hold itself. “Who is responsible for this? We are armed with enough safety nets against the Devil’s traps. But with this ruin, it is obvious that one of us has become weak, one of us has become the means of the Devil.

Brain shrugged. “Who do you think, Tongue?”

“Not me!” Tongue bellowed. “Whenever I sense an evil taste, I spit it out and I command the mouth to zip up. There’s no way the Devil can feed the Body with evil through me. Maybe it’s Eyes!”

“Not me!” Eyes protested. “Whenever I see evil, I immediately pull down my lids and shut them tightly. There’s no way the Devil can bring in evil images in the Body through me. Maybe it’s Nose!”

“Not me!” Nose blubbered. “Whenever an evil scent floats, I hold my breath or summon the Hands to cover me. There’s no way the Devil can insist its evil whiff in the Body through me. Maybe it’s Ears!”

“Not me!” Ears howled. “Whenever there’s an evil hum, I immediately command the Hands to enclose me firmly. There’s no way the Devil can glide evil notes in the Body through me. Maybe it’s Skin!

“Not me!” Skin shrilled. “Whenever I feel an evil touch, I excrete it at once. There’s no way the Devil can embed evil sensation in the Body through me! No way! “

A grinding silence followed the thunderous pleas of not guilty. Then Tongue glowered at Brain. “Brain, it’s you! You are the means of the Devil!” 

“Why so, Tongue?” Brain softly asked.

“It’s simple!” Tongue furiously wagged. “We, sense organs, are mere faculties by which outside information is received. We can initially repel any undesirable stimulus, but ultimately, evaluation and response depend on you. Brain, you are the culprit. You brought evil in the Body. You brought death to us!”

Dagger looks stormed Brain who humbly nodded and bowed.

“Yes, you are right. Please forgive me, my friends,” Brain sobbed, then walked away.

After a couple of hours, only Brain and Heart remained alive in the Body – but they were also breathing their last moments.

Painfully, Heart motioned to Brain. “You knew from the start that it was my fault, not yours. My whims overpowered your careful evaluations. My impulse rejected your reasonable responses. I brought evil in the Body. I brought death to us. Why did you take the blame, my dear Brain?”

Brain sweetly smiled and spoke its last words. “My dear Heart, it’s simply because I understand.”

***

BARD NOTES: A happy bard-reading to the members of the Cardenas Family of Waipahu, Hawaii, especially Noli, Orlino, Helen, Ruben and Susana Cardenas.

Greetings also to PNB Batac Branch Manager Marilyn Mata, San Nicolas Mayor Alfredo Valdez, Jr., Barangay Chairman Joseph Vergel P. Calajate of Gabut Norte, Badoc and the employees of Video City Laoag, INNHS, PNB, Land Bank of the Philippines, AMA Laoag Campus, Police Provincial Office, Honda Prestige and GMA TV 10 Dagupan.

For your comments and suggestions, please email me at bardofblaise@hotmail.com or bardoblas@gmail.com.

 

Ilocos Times copyright 2008

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